Trolltally Strange

Right now I’m watching a YouTube video of a screechy person opening troll doll toys.  I’m sitting with my three-year-old niece, and this is one of her favorite “shows.”  It’s not a show.  It’s a person opening toys.  The voice is…how can I describe this?  Think of the high-pitched voice that people use when they talk to babies, but then raise it another octave, make it way too excited, and then put it on the living room surround sound.

“THE NEW TROLL DOLLS ARE OUT! AAAEEEEEEEE! WHICH ONE WILL WE OPEN?  OOOO!  LET’S LOOK AT THIS FASHION GIRL, WHO HUGS ALL OF HER FRIENDS EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR!”

I’m sorry, are the excessive capital letters annoying you?  I promise it sounds a thousand times worse if you’re listening to it.

Also, whose brilliant idea was it to make a character who hugs all of her friends every hour on the hour?  If anyone tries to hug me at three o’clock in the morning, they’re probably going to get punched or kicked.  Ask my husband if you don’t believe me.

Hold on, we have a new toy:

“WOWIE ZOWIE!  LOOK AT THIS NEW NAKED GLITTER TROLL!”

To be fair, if my skin was glitter I would probably be naked all the time too.

I’m supposed to be getting work done right now, but I can’t tear my eyes off of this spectacle.  My face is a mix or horror and intrigue.  This video, my friends, has almost a million views.  A MILLION.  Apparently this is a whole channel dedicated to buying toys and opening them.  This culture of three-year-old consumerism is completely new to me.

Oh no, the one year old is trying to plug the laptop cord into his mouth.  Gotta go.

In case you want to view the horror for yourself, I’m putting the link here.  Warning: if you open this at work, make sure no one else is around.  Everyone who hears you watching this video is going to think you’re a freak.

CLICK HERE IF YOU DON’T VALUE YOUR EARS

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15 thoughts on “Trolltally Strange

  1. One day this past summer, I went into my bedroom for a “nap” and started watching some Monster High doll repaint videos. I fell asleep at one point and when I woke up, Youtube had moved on mysteriously to a channel featuring a 10 yr old (I’m guessing? That’s how old she sorta looked) who dressed in “baby” clothes, sucking on a pacifier. She called herself “Bad Baby Victoria” and spent the entirety of the video torturing her “babysitter” who was, in reality, her slightly older (or possibly younger, I couldn’t tell) sister by doing things like throwing rubber snakes at her, drawing on the walls and “peeing” all over the bathroom.

    And there were I think over 100 videos in the same vein on this channel. I don’t know WHO the heck dreamed up this crap but I feel bad for the little girl playing Bad Baby Victoria because you KNOW the kids at school probably tease her for that junk. And who WATCHES that crap? Seriously? Who thought this was a good idea?

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  2. I turned my volume right down, opened the link and immediately started laughing. My stance on having a 3 year old and a 1 year old niece is that I love them and I’ll play with them and babysit them, but by the end of it all I am happy to give them back to my sister. Does that sound mean?

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    • Haha okay but did Stephanie Meyer copy Trolls or did Trolls copy Stephanie Meyer?? No way did two humans independently have that idea.

      Although…a video on naked vampires would be so much more preferable to the naked Trolls, lol.

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    • Solid decision not to watch. I support that. It was probably more disturbing than most horror movies. 😉 What’s weird is that with over a million of views and hundreds of thousands of subscribers, you know this lady is making bank off of these ridiculous videos. We live in a weird world.

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